Charity's Jokes

Today at lunch Charity was gracing us with a few more of her jokes.  I reflected back to a time, many years ago, when we were listening to a bunch of Charity's jokes.  She was probably 4.  We were eating Mexican with my family.  Charity was telling joke after joke to a very patient Aunt Rachel and Uncle Jared.  She would start with a question, they would say "what", and she would deliver a totally random punchline and then giggle hysterically.  The game continued until I finally stepped in and rescued them. Over the last several years she has kept up with the jokes and they have gotten FAR better.  We asked her to start writing them down in a little book, her joke book.  I wanted to share a few with you. Though I'm sure you could find some of these jokes somewhere, they are all original in the Campbell household.  


Q. Why don't snakes use utensils?
A. Because they have a forked tongue


Q. What did one bear say to another bear?
A. You have a bare butt


Q. What flower kisses the most?
A. A tulip


Q. If Satan could sing, how would he welcome you to hell?
A. Hell-oh, Hell-oh


Q. What kind of insect runs away from things?
A. A flea


Q. What kind of fish hates water?
A. A catfish


Q. Why didn't the girl want to eat her pea soup?
A. Because it was yellow


Q. What kind of hunt do rats do?
A. A scavenger hunt


Q. What did the shark put on his fish?
A. Sea salt


Q. What brings light to the ocean?
A. A sunfish